- Shopping: I would rather stick hot needles in my eyes. Unless we're talking about Home Depot--then I am so there!
- Clothes: What do you mean, t-shirts aren't 'fashionable?'... whatever the heck that means...
- Shoes: 8 pair is a lot of shoes for one person to own, isn't it?
- Accessories: I have one black leather purse. 'nuff said.
- Jewelry: Wedding ring-- check. Watch-- uh... the battery needs replacing. Necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc-- Ahahahahahahahahahaha--Ahem. No.
- Hair: I have never colored my hair and I have worn the same hairstyle as far back as my memory goes, which actually isn't very far, so hey, I could be wrong about that last one.
- Pedicure/manicure: I am not exactly sure what those words mean. All I know is that I don't own nail polish.
- Makeup: I do wear makeup, actually. DingDingDing - there's one for the woman column! No lipstick though.
- Wedding: I wanted to elope. We only had a reception because mom was afraid of what the neighbors might think.
- Multitasking: I can't talk on the phone and fold laundry at the same time, let alone cook dinner or drive.
- Interests: I like computers. And power tools. And farm animals. People.... not so much.
- Crafts/scrapbooking/home decor: Bwahahahahahahahahahhaa.... nope.
- Babies: The early phase of life that parents endure until their children get interesting. Sure, they're cute. Next?
I'm sure there are more. I'm just too depressed to keep listing them. Okay not really depressed depressed. Hi dad! :wave:
